Funny marriage quotes are so much fun and are great for making toasts to giving advice, and for making us laugh. They also open our eyes to the essentials of things in marriage like talking and listening!
My favorite thing I've noticed while researching quotes for today's blog is that there are a lot of really bad marriage quotes. I mean the quotes that get their humor from stereotypes and bad assumptions about married life, in-laws, wives, children and hubby's!
Here are my top 10 funny marriage quotes and wedding sayings:
- “A happy marriage has in it all the pleasures of friendships, all the enjoyment of sense and reason – and indeed all the sweets of life.” ~ Joseph Addison
- “A happy guy marries the girl he loves; a happier man loves the girl he marries.” ~ anonymous
- “You don’t need to be on the same wavelength to succeed in marriage. You just need to be able to ride each other’s waves.” ~ Toni Sciarra Poynter
- “a husband is someone who’ll stand by you through all the trouble you wouldn't have had if you’d stayed single.” ~ Anonymous
- “We don’t love qualities, we love persons; sometimes by reason of their defects as well as of their qualities.” ~ Jacques Maritain
- “Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.” – Samuel Johnson
- “A successful marriage requires falling in love many times, and always with the same person.” ~ Mignon McLaughlin
- “The bonds of matrimony are like any other bonds – they mature slowly.” ~Peter De Vries
- “To keep the fire burning brightly there’s one easy rule: Keep the two logs together, near enough to keep each other warm and far enough apart – about a finger’s breadth – for breathing room. Good fire, good marriage, same rule.” ~Marnie Reed Crowell
- “A kiss is a lovely thing, designed by nature, to stop words when speech becomes superfluous.” ~ Ingrid Bergmen
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